I must have rewritten this darn bio a thousand times, and it always looks dumb! All right, attempt #34,859.
My name is Eve. I am a file clerk, a Mormon, the oldest of six, a crazy cat lady, a gamer, a writer, a dork, a cook, a painfully hopeful seamstress-wannabe (why does the bobbin always explode with thread?! WHY?!?!?!), and a bunch of other stuff.
I am generally a happy person, given to occasional bouts of emo, particularly once a month (surprise). You don't need permission to friend me, I'm flattered when people do. Unless they're freaking perverts.